Who'll Babysit The Goths?

by Crapsons

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Lyrics and Music by Crapsons

Music Performed by Crapsons

Produced and Mixed by Jon Lawton - Crosstown Studios

Artwork by Scott Duffey


Scallies are always chasing me
The hipsters accept mediocrity
And While the punks march to the sound of their beat
The vegans are telling you what to eat
Smack heads walk fast down our street
The drunks, they can’t stay on their feet
While homelessness is a travesty
I still can’t party with 50p

Who’ll babysit the goths? x8

There’s a general election on a WhatsApp group
The Tabloids are lined with unreliable scoops
You’ve got to go the gym, start giving a damn
Stop posting quotes on Instagram
Just put your feet up, it’s time to relax
Completely abolish council tax
The Tory party are one hell of a Farce
You can stick your Brexit right up your arse

Who’ll babysit the goths? X8

Not Me

Mum, what’s for my tea?

Who’ll babysit the goths? X8

There’s no point in crying, What are you so sad about? X 3

There’s no point in crying, Who will babysit the goths?


released August 19, 2019


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Crapsons Birkenhead, UK

Crapsons are a punk rock duo hailing from Wirral. They consist of Markey on Vocals and Bass, and Gilbert on Vocals and Drums. Well known for their on-stage energy, Crapsons cross over heavy, distorted punk riffs with comical, tongue-in-cheek lyrics, singing about every day pressing topics from death, sheds and biscuits.

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